Monday, May 09, 2005

The call of Grouse - Part 2

Former Grynder: Today is Wednesday. The weather is ideal. We should do the grynde as we planned.

Aging Grynder: Yeah... but that Stryper concert is on TV tonight.

Retiring Grinder: Were you planning to watch that concert?

AG: No. But it's on. Says here it starts at 9pm.

FG: Well - I have my car and we all have our stuff. We could hit the mountain, then hit KFC, then be back in time to catch the concert. I dig that song "To Hell with the Devil".

RG: Yeah. It would be just like old days. I think.

AG: But I'm feeling older than the old days.

FG: Aren't we all?

RG: You guys are lazy bastards - but if your laziness involves some Goldeneye, I'll join you just this once.

FG: Then it is settled. We will grynde next year. Tonight we enjoy some gunfire and hair metal.

AG: Who wants chips?

2 Comments:

At 4:37 pm , Blogger Gilman said...

So true.

 
At 6:06 pm , Blogger gkarlsen said...

You are a world renouned wit. You should use your powers to turn letters into dollars and give up this study of laws and such.

 

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